Bath time x
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*
right but now you have responsibilitrees